Honey Toned Thoughts

merde. j’ai fait un petit effort et il m’a fait du mal.

i recently found myself grieving a situation that was doomed from the start. has that ever happened to you? i knew it wasn’t for me from the first date but sometimes i just need a little excitement of a faux budding romance.

dating in this new world is so strange. admittedly, i definitely contribute to the strangeness… bringing strong lover girl energy to situations not meant to last.

giving myself emotional whiplash as a result. most of the time it’s not them, it’s really me. my standards too high that nobody can realistically reach them (except for that one fine puerto rican/guatemalan man who lived too far) – i ultimately am setting myself up for disappointment.

here are some recent lessons learned:

1. their love language is always physical touch
2. if they wanted to, they would
3. sad music = not over their ex
4. following their ex is a red flag
5. checking themselves out often/selfies = they think they’re the prize
6. the hotter, the dumber (sometimes)
7. formerly ugly —> funny, smart, thoughtful
8. always hot —> not funny, kinda stupid, cares too much abt appearances
9. NO braces
10. once a cheater…….
11. bad skin = reflection of diet
12. DO NOT date below your standards. you will regret it.

thanks for reading my rant~